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June 12, 2009 – 3:22 pm | by tgardiner
MID SEASON REVIEW (by thebluesfan)
SANDILANDS (6 WINS:2 LOSSES, 1st)
Team Value = $8.086M
Without doubt the surprise packet of the season so far…so how is JMan on top of the table?? I seriously have no idea, it must be a mixture of a favourable draw and a bucket load of arse…Having said that his team did somewhat take me by surprise, its not actually that bad…His midfield contains the likes of Judd, JCorey, KCornes and Chance with some nice cash cows like Muston, Rich and Coughlan…Not breathtaking but more than adequate…His ruck combination of Sandilands and Kreuzer is quite good, you could argue that No Cox = No Ruck…but…Sandi is averaging over 90, so he is probably only giving Big Cox a 20 point start and saving a bit of cash…He also has Naitanui – who has been carving up for Swan Districts, and Woosha has finally given him the nod…this could be another cash cow in the making…As for his forward line…WOW…is there any better? Pavlich, Delids, Fevolenko, Rhino, JBrown and Franklin…this is without doubt his strength, a massive forward line…
SO FAR…He may not have scored many points, but who cares…he sits on top with Leeds and Cutter…he has had an easy run so far, but with his memorable “Apprentice beats Master” win over Went and an earlier win over Slow, he has shown glimpses…
THE FUTURE…Tough run home, takes on myself, Leeds, Cutter, Dre…I think he can possibly win 3, which may squeeze him into finals (especially with his massive percentage)…however drastic action needs to be taken with his backline…With the likes of Hoops Houlihan, Hill, Malceski, Rance it doesn’t look to flash…really needs a couple of guns in there…may I suggest the likes of Goddard or Lockyer..sadly the greatest ever DT player, J-Bow, looks like he may have scored his last 100 plus score of his career…
STARS: Corey, Judd, Sandilands
TURDS: Malceski, Scoenmakers, Phil Davis (who is this bloke???)
CRYSTAL SHERRIN…8-9th
LEEDS DYNASTY (6 WINS:2 LOSSES, 2nd)
Team Value = $8.974M
Leeds is not exactly short on confidence when it comes to managing his DT squad…and you can’t blame him for that, he has a super squad packed full of stars – he claims to have 19 premium players, the most in the competition…The only possible way of strengthening his squad would have been to draft in the one and only UBER premium star of the decade, J-Bow, sadly he is no longer with us…Is there any point in me going thru his side anyway??? I think we all realise by now (Ruthers being a possible exception) that Leeds Dynasty goes all right…With the likes of Ablett (not Luke), jSelwood, Goddard, BigCox and Chapman to name a few he will continue to carve up for the rest of the year.
SO FAR…Hasn’t been the total domination he may have expected, incurring a couple of losses along the way, mind you losses to thebluesfan and Cutter 411 are far from disgraceful…The narrow win against Went in round 9 may prove to be the turning point of his season…The season highlight came 1 round later when he humiliated Leights by almost 400 points!! Leeds would have celebrated hard after this win…I had visions of him waving his jacket above his head in a Sheedy-like manor, with a few benny cousins finger salutes in there as well…
THE FUTURE…His boys will be up and running come finals time, anything below a top 2 finish would be a disappointment for this proud veteran. The big questions hanging over Leeds: can he make his trades go the distance? Can he handle finals pressure? I answer both questions with a resounding YES…
WHAT DOES LEIGHTS (and his whistle) THINK…Leeds may struggle in the back half of the season considering he is now having to spend time managing Fangs team also…This will most probably lead to sloppy trades and potential deduction of points before the season is out (still waiting on a detailed response from Virtual Sports after I blew the whistle on him last week)…
STARS…See above, there are plenty
TURDS…Leeds doesn’t waste his time with turds
CRYSTAL SHERRIN SAYS…Top 2 finish…Premiership Material
CUTTER411 (6 WINS:2 LOSSES, 3rd)
Team Value = $8.864M
Another veteran of DT…he has put in the time and has reaped the benefits so far… Cutter put in one of the biggest preseason’s ever seen by man…rumours circulated (not by Leights in this instance) that it wasn’t uncommon for the leader of cutter411 to be attending interstate practice matches to go in search of some serious cash cows to help him bolster his bottom line…I think this increased focus on the new players may have been required after his experimentation with Bachar Houli last season…clearly a low moment in the history of Cutter…Cutter has plenty of stars ready to attack the back end of the season with the likes Gablett, Gibblet, Chapman and Davis to name just a few…
SO FAR…Had a tough draw and has managed only 2 losses (to the Polar Bears and Birdman)…Cutter would have to be happy with this start, beating the major players Leeds, thebluesfan (giving myself a rap here) and Went…but in a couple of months no one will care that cutter was 6 and 2 at round 11…it’s all about success in the finals…
THE FUTURE…pretty comfortable run home it must be said…should be able to use trades sparingly and keep them for the finals…any more than 1 loss in h&a would be a disappointment…
WHAT DOES LEIGHTS (and his whistle) THINK…See Leeds Dynasty section above, then remove Fang and replace with Strett Dogs…
CRYSTAL SHERRIN SAYS…Top 2 finish…Premiership Material
=DREADY= (5 WINS:3 LOSSES, 4th)
Team Value = $8.023M
Wasnt too sure what to expect from Carey…but he has been somewhat of a surprise packet, along with Sandilands…dready has actually managed to get a lot of stars into his lineup, I particularly like his choice of Gablett AND Bartell in the middle, how decadent of you Carey…Goddard and J-Bow in the backline and Stevie J, Riewoldt and Davis in the forward line…There is no doubting his upper echelon players, but this possibly leaves him a little short at the lower end…
SO FAR…got off to a massive start scoring successive 2,000 + scores….brilliant start…losses to Stretto and Fang would have been a disappointment, be he would have been delighted with his victory of arch nemesis, Sandilands…
THE FUTURE…buggered if I know…probably needs to win 2 games from his matches v Polar Bears, Bird and Conchord…anything less that this will see him battle for finals…get a look at his last 4 games…thebluesfan, cutter411, The Blues and Leights….very very tough, best of luck with that Carey…
STARS…See above
TURDS…Petterd, Suban, Suckling, Jesse White, Gumbleton…some of these are bench players thou…
CRYSTAL SHERRIN SAYS…I will back you in Carey to be 7-8th
THEBLUESFAN (5 WINS:3 LOSSES, 5th)
Team Value = $8.6M
How good is this team, an absolute bunch of champions managed by the best in the business…there was talk that maybe thebluesfan would suffer from the dreaded premiership hangover, but this recent inductee to the DT Hall of Fame has put in a some solid performances and sits in a relatively nice spot on the table considering his easy run home…
SO FAR…What a tough draw, started with a loss to cutter but learnt a massive leason…never choose Delids as captain…should have listened to Leeds and gone with J-Bow….Managed to get wins in 2 blockbuster games v Leeds (GF rematch) and Went…However, consecutive lossed to Dre and the flying Bird in rounds 8 and 9 put thebluesfan right back in the pack…
THE FUTURE…Can he go back to back?? Of course he can…just needs a little bit of luck, as all managers do come finals time…the run home thou should be easy enough, thou a rejuvenated Fang and Strett Dogs may not be the easy beats they once were…Ruthers will remain easy…highly placed Sandilands and =dready= could be capable of pull off something special…Some player concerns – J-Bow, Harding, Rioli, Krakouer…close to $250k in the bank should help draft in some quality…Players like Pav, StevieJ, Gablett, Goddard, Swan are all being looked at…I would imagine a couple of these guys will make their way into the side before finals…
UBER-STARS…J-Bow (sadly must be traded out)
STARS…Bartell, Judd, Gibblet, JSelwood…Best Midfield in the Comp…
TURDS….haha, no thanks
CRYSTAL SHERRIN…3-4th…Premiership Favourites…
SLOW (5 WINS:3 LOSSES, 6th)
Team Value = $7.952M
Slow has managed a very good first half of the season, has managed to be fairly consistent around the 1750 mark…performances will need to lift substantially thou with some very hard opponents coming up…The most worrying sign for Slow is the amount of zeros he had in round 11…1 in the backline, 1 in the midfield and 1 in the forwards (Rioli – 16pts, basically a zero)…many players like Cyril, the Chad, Wirrpanda, Kerr (suspension), Petterd have been causing headaches of late…just at the moment Slow doesn’t have the players on the paddock (or playing reserves). If this can be sorted shortly, finals should be on the agenda.
SO FAR…Solid…started off with a bang with 2052 in round 4. Has stung the victories together nicely but hasn’t had too much opposition…
THE FUTURE…Very very tough…cutter, Went, Leights, Leeds, Dre, Bird, Conchord…Ouch, that is real bad…I reckon, you need 3 wins, which I will back you to do…love your ruck combination of Cox and Clark…
STARS: Lockyer, Hayes, Judd, KCornes, Cox, Stevie J, plus a replacement for Chad
TURDS: Pyke, Taylor Swift, Cockie
CRYSTAL SHERRIN…Top 8, just…
STRETT DOGS (5 WINS:3 LOSSES, 7th)
Team Value = $8.1M
A very controversial team of late…who is in charge of this team?? Who really cares, other than Leights…Who ever is looking after this mob has really done quite a good job…Really good backline boasting Lockyer, Enright, Sammy Fisher and Chris Newman…A few classy midfielders like Jselwood, Corey and Kirk…I love Cousins in there as well, if he can remain injury free (not to mention drug free), you may really get some good scores out of him…he appears to have survived the initial axing, and will be playing for his career…How about the ruck department down at Strettos – BigCox and Sandi, i think by the end of the year this will be the best ruck combination possible…Sandi is a gun…Forward line also boasts JBrown, Big Nick R, Buddy and Aaron Davey…
SO FAR…not sure what Leights has been goin on about with Stretto…it would appear that the dogs have been pretty consistent throughout the season, a couple of low scores here and there but that has happened to all the best sides this season…had a reasonably easy draw so far
THE FUTURE…another team facing a very tough run home….this starts with thebluesfan this weekend, but I think Stretto would really back his chances here…possible upset in the making here, and if that happens – finals will be a mere formality.
STARS: plenty listed above…Cox, Corey and Jselwood the best of them
TURDS: Taylor Swift, Suban (if you had him from the start – lock in your $100k profit…cant see any more upside)
CRYSTAL SHERRIN: will remain 7th
BILLS BULLDOZERS (5WINS:3 LOSSES, 8th)
TEAM VALUE = $8.019M
Great to see Bill sitting in the top 8 at the half way mark of the season…maybe the dedication and knowledge of Leeds and Cutter has rubbed off on this DT Lover…I would imagine that not to many people were expecting much from Bill this year so it has been good to see him get up…Bills Bulldozers are the Balmain Dockers of the Sydney Footy League…he won’t win a heap of games against quality opponents but will put in a show and jag an occasional game…I hope this continues…
SO FAR…had a massive win against Dre last round (deserved a rising star nomination), which probably gets my vote for upset of the season…that was on the back of a nice win against Sandilands…currently on a 3 match winning streak…
THE FUTURE…bad news is that winning streak will come to an end this coming round when he takes on Leeds…if i am to be realistic, it will be hard for Bill to win anymore that 2 games for the rest of the season – he has a real tough run, but I hope I am proved wrong…
STARS: Goddard, Judd, Goodes, Cox, Pav (injury concerns – The Chad, Goodwin)…I like the presence of Fevolenko in the forward line – a proven match winner…
TURDS: Pyke, Yarran, Myke Cook (another player i didn’t even know existed)
CRYSTAL SHERRIN: will just miss out on finals…9-10th…watch out in 2010…
THE BLUES (4 WINS:4 LOSSES, 9th)
TEAM VALUE = $8.679M
Has had a very tough draw but has come out in reasonable shape to be sitting just outside the 8…Has a few concerns with his team, got way too many donoughts against his apprentice…With the likes of The Chad, Drummond, Malceski, Petrenko, Broughton and Raines in the backline, work is definitely needed…but a few trades should be able to fix these problems…The fairly average backline is more than compensated with the remainder of the side – midfield, ruck and forward lines are all superb packed full with stars…
SO FAR…Went probably wouldn’t be overly happy with where he sits on the ladder, but he hasn’t had a problem getting big scores…has even lost with a score over 2000, which is pretty damn unlucky…His biggest scalp was Dre in round 10. The wins against Leights and Bird would have also given him some bragging rights I reckon…
THE FUTURE…If he can fix up his depleated backline, which I expect to happen in the next month or so, should be no problems making the 8, top 4 could be tough but isn’t out of the question…Pretty easy run home, could possibly get on a massive win streak if all goes well…worst case scenario would be losing 2 games i reckon…
STARS…Plenty – gablett, Gibblet, jSelwood, Judd, Goddard, Cox, Stevei J
TURDS…Malceski, Petrenko (massive turd), Raines
CRYSTAL SHERRIN…5-6th…Premiership threat
BIRDMAN (3 WINS:5 LOSSES, 10th)
TEAM VALUE = $8.792M
Has been very erratic to say the least…one minute he is a superstar, next he is turning in is some pretty lean weeks…Much like Went, the defence is probably Birds weakness with The Chad injured, there are a lot of mediocre type players who are in one week out the next e.g. Petrenko, Houlihan, Cheney, Broughton…this can leave him struggling to fill that last 1 or 2 defending spots…Midfield has some geelong star power with gazza and selwood…again I think 1 more quality midfielder would make a massive difference, or maybe Muston who he has drafted can be this player…Has the number 1 ruck combo which is a massive strength as is his forward line…In fact the forward line is real good – Stevie J, Riewoldt, Davis, Delids and Buddy…cant get too much better than that Patty…
SO FAR…Got off to a bad start losing his opening 4 games, then managed to kick start his season with a win over Leights, then beat thebluesfan and cutter411 which were 2 of the biggest upsets seen all year. Was a truly wonderful turn of form from the Bird…Just when it appeared the Bird was in full flight, Dan managed to go massive and do to Patty what he had done the previous 2 weeks…
THE FUTURE… When I think Bird, I think unpredictability and excitement…In all honesty I have no idea how Patty will go for the rest of the season, but it will be fun for all…Most of the gun teams have been played, but how will he perform against the lower teams?? Again, I don’t know…He should win alot of games on the run home, anything outside the top 8 would be a disappointment.
STARS…Goddard, jSelwood, gablett, Judd, Cox, Stevie J, Riewoldt, Neon Leon
CRYSTAL SHERRIN…Should sneak into 8…
LEIGHTS TEAM (3 WINS:5 LOSSES, 11th)
TEAM VALUE = $8.426M
Where to start for Leights?? If I had been writing this review on his side last year I would have drawn comparisions with St Kilda…a team that is always talked about as premiership contenders but never really gets anywhere close…in 2009, St Kilda have moved forward…Leights hasn’t…not to say there isn’t hope for Leights this season, because there is…If I can, I would like to pass on some valuable advice to Leights – just worry about getting the full potential out of your side, and forget about what all the other teams are doing, whether or not fang and stretto are getting advice from the Leeds and Cutter etc etc…all this whistle blowing is putting too much pressure on your own performance – get back to the basics and finals are viable…Backline again is a little shallow, very similar to Went and Bird…I am liking Pendlebury and Mitchell in the middle…Rhino in the forward line should be good for the remainder of the season, as his form is well and truly on the climb after a flat start to the season…
SO FAR…Started with 3 losses, but all against quality opponents in The Blues, thebluesfan and cutter411…wins against conchord, Polar Bears and =dready= are all good solid wins…
THE FUTURE…I don’t know…Leights has a nice run home, but he appears a more interested in breaking Hutchie like stories…If he can put his journalistic desires to the side and focus on DT wins, he should go ok – but with so many quality team shooting for finals, I think 2010 maybe a better year for leights team…
STARS…Pendlebury, Mitchell, Goddard, Tarkyn, Judd, Cox, Chappy and Riewoldt
TURDS…Raines, That Canadian Ruckman, Malceski
CRYSTAL SHERRIN…9-10
THE POLAR BEARS (3 WINS:5 LOSSES, 12th)
TEAM VALUE = $8.969M
Only Leeds has a higher overall team value than the bears….but how could it be that Dre is currently in 12th when on points he is 5th? It would appear that teams seem to get up for the games against Dre…It has been well publicised Dre’s comments during the mid season break about backing his own ability and making his opponents “rise even further” to beat him…Is this a sign of confidence or desperation?? He must clearly be frustrated with the lack of wins on the board, but, he does have a quality side and you would imagine this should pay off shortly, especially with those 2 gun carlton midfielders he has…
SO FAR…Has beaten quality sides in thebluesfan, Birdman and cutter411…he wouldn’t have been happy when he scored 1998 against Went and still lost…Lost to Leights which wouldn’t have gone down too well…
THE FUTURE…unless his bad luck continues, he should make top 8 and will be a massive threat to the premiership if all goes well…
STARS…Goddard, Tarkyn, Gibblet, Murph (good pick this), Mitchell, Cox
TURDS…Yarran, Pyke, White, Tuck (these are bench players thou)
CRYSTAL SHERRIN…6th …PREMIERSHIP OUTSIDER
FANG (3 WINS:5 LOSSES, 13th)
TEAM VALUE = $7.703M
Fang has been gathering momentum of late, much to the displeasure of Leights…There is quite a lot to like about this side, thou the backline will need a reshuffle now that J-Bow has been purshed to the side (disgraceful Rawlings)…Fang would have to be happy with Swans scores in the last couple of games, and would be hoping this form continues for a while…Fang is one of the few team to go Cox-less in the ruck, in favour of Kosi and Dean Bogan…A poor percentage will make it hard…
SO FAR…Started horribly with 1096 in round 4. This was the lowest score for our competition, until Ruthers managed to underscore it with a truly awful 1074, when he was coincidently playing against Fang…I will put Fangs 1096 down as an outlier, and ever since this his scores have been on the improve almost every week, managing a wonderful 1912 in round 10…
THE FUTURE…Fang will certainly be competitive which is great, he is no longer the easy beat that he may have been earlier in the year. If he can scrape together a couple of wins, I think he has done well…
STARS…Swan, Montagna, Mitchell, Stevie J
TURDS…has a couple, but will give him a break
CRYSTAL SHERRIN…12 – 13th
CONCHORD_FLIGHT (2 WINS:6 LOSSES, 14th)
TEAM VALUE = $7.703M
Conchord has some reasonable players, but unfortunately just haven’t been able to get a win since round 5…with the likes of The Chad, Cyril, Rooke, Taylor out injured along with Coughlan and Krakouer being dropped there are plenty of holes starting to show, I hope there are trades to spare or it could get real tough…
SO FAR…Started brilliantly with 2 consecutive scores over 1900, beating Bird and Dre…hasnt been too flash since, the low light was without doubt losing to Ruthers…that is REAL low…
THE FUTURE…As has been mentioned above, there are many concerns with the lineup, all will depend on the amount of trades remaining…Future doesn’t look too bright at the moment, but could be capable of an upset or 2…
STARS…gablett, Gibblet, Sewell, Cox
TURDS…probably goes without saying that if you’re in 13th spot you probably have a couple of turds…
CRYSTAL SHERRIN…13-14th
RUTHERS (2 WINS:6 LOSSES, 15th)
TEAM VALUE = $7.788M
I don’t what to say for Ruthers…he was really keen to get into DT at the start of the season, his licence was stamped and then he has betrayed all in “The Laing Cup” by churning out putrid displays week after week, without fail…As Leeds has said before the bloke would probably struggle to find the DT homepage, let alone the cutter blogs so feel free to rip the blokes side…On a recent discussion on DT, Ruthers was dismayed that myself and Went found a spare 20 minutes on a Friday afternoon to look at our sides and make a trade here and there…he said that he just didn’t have the spare time for it….thou I have heard that he has no problem playing the ps3 to all hours of the night…I guess you make time according to how much you like it…very disappointing…I should take control of this team, then again not even I would find this an easy job…I suppose it would be like managing Richmond without J-Bow and Richo…Plus I don’t want to get Leights anymore fired up than he is already…A message to ruthers, your DT career is on the line here if you don’t lift chances are you will never be allowed back by those in power
SO FAR…has the season started?
THE FUTURE…You aint go not future, Jack! (Quote from Batman, if you wondering)
STARS…what are they again??
TURDS…Life is too short to list all the turds in Ruthers lineup…
CRYSTAL SHERRIN…16th
DREAMTEAM (1 WINS:7 LOSSES, 16th)
TEAM VALUE = $7.979M
Unlike Ruthers, Dan does have some prospects for the rest of the year, especially if the last 2 weeks are anything to go by…I think Dan may turn out to be a real danger team to the top 8 teams, especially if they are trying to conserve trades. A few players to like in the backline are Fisher, Enright, Gilbee and Gram…The real weakness is the midfield thou with only Gibblet, Mitchell and possibly Higgins showing any class…Really needs to fix this up if you want to take down some big scalps…Sandilands and Jolly is a good ruck combination and I love Fevolenko up front…
SO FAR…not too good, but can take alot from the win against Patty last round…that was massive…
THE FUTURE…Could be a danger man…realistically you couldn’t see anymore than 1-2 wins
STARS…not heaps but giblet and Mitchell go alright
TURDS…has a number of them, wouldn’t be overly constructive to list them
CRYSTAL SHERRIN…15th
FUTURISTIC LADDER
After writing my above comments, I have decided on the below ladder…it does differ from the Crystal Sherrin…In all honesty, I still have no ideal how it will all end up, how many trades individual teams have will be the major determining factor…Good luck to all teams for the rest of the season…
1. Leeds Dynasty
2. Cutter411
3. Thebluesfan
4. The Blues
5. The Polar Bears
6. Slow
7. Strett Dogs
8. Birdman
9. =dready=
10. Sandilands Tigers
11. Leights Team
12. Bills Bulldozers
13. Fang
14. Conchord Flight
15. Dreamteam
16. Ruthers
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